Al Qaeda is instructing its “lone wolf” jihadists to start targeting white Americans so as to avoid hate crime labels unrelated to the Religion of Peace.
Let me translate this for you. Al Qaeda wants credit for its work. After the Orlando shooting was blamed on conservative evangelicals, jihadists have got to be wondering what on earth they have to do to get credit for their terrorist attacks.
The irony here is that jihadists know liberal Democrats better than a lot of Democrat voters know liberal Democrats. The thing about liberal Democrats is that you can be a woman and tell them you’re a man and they’ll believe you. Or you can be a man and tell them you’re a woman and they’ll believe you. But if you’re a terrorist and tell them you’re a terrorist, they won’t believe you.
So Al Qaeda figures in order to get credit for their work, they must target white Americans (preferably heterosexual) because they are the only ones not covered by hate crimes laws and liberal Democrats won’t be able to use such an attack politically (except to make fresh demands for gun control, of course).