You might be a liberal if you prefer the economic malaise & meaningless, reality-masking platitudes of the Obama years over the economic explosion & honest truth-telling of the Trump presidency.
You might be a liberal if the politicians you empower turn everything they touch into a s***hole.
You might be a liberal if you believe it’s racist to refer to dilapidated Third World nations as s***holes, but routinely disparage the U.S., which is the wealthiest, freest and most benevolent superpower that has ever existed.
You might be a liberal if you’ve directed your #fakeoutrage at POTUS for his alleged s***hole comment, but argue that it’s cruel to send the tired, huddled masses back home because they came from s***holes.
You might be a liberal if you’ve ever threatened to leave the U.S. because your candidate lost, but s***hole countries are never potential destinations.
You might be a liberal if you pretend outrage over Trump’s alleged s***hole comment, but applauded Obama while he spent 8 years trying to turn us into one.
You might be a liberal if you believe President Trump is a racist even though the Trump economy has brought black unemployment to a 45-year low, and all you’re fixated on is s***hole.
You might be a liberal if you defend all manner of sexual perversion and advocate the mass killing of the unborn but pretend to be offended because POTUS might have referred to s***hole countries as “s***hole countries.”
You might be a liberal if you are more outraged over reports that President Trump referred to certain nations as s***holes than the fact that those nations really are s***holes.
You might be a liberal if you are engaging in faux outrage over President Trump supposedly referring to Haiti as a s***hole country but voted for the woman who helped keep it one.